Let’s be honest, we all think we’re pretty damn cool….no? Just me, alright then. Well, let me counteth the ways I have perceived situations and then how they’ve actually turned out.
1. When you’re dressed up in public, with your red lipstick on:
2. When you’re driving:
Or even:
3. When you’re being flirty 😉
Expectation:
Reality:
4. When you’re yawning
Expectation:
Reality:
5. When you’re people watching
Expectation:
Reality:
6. When you update your status
Expectation:
Reality:
8. When you’re asleep
Expectations:
Reality:
9. When you pout (sexily of course)
10. When your hair blows gracefully in the wind
Expectation:
Reality:
11. When you’re being flirty…again…because you can screw up in different ways
Expectation:
Reality:
12. When you’re being an artist at the beach
13. When you’re showing off your amazing dance skills
Expectation:
Reality:
14. When you’re posing for a photo
Expectation:
Reality:
15. When you’re being young and fun!
Expectation:
Reality:
16. When you’re at work
Expectation:
Reality:
17. When you’re at a festival
Expectation:
Reality:
18. On a Friday Night
Expectation:
Reality:
19. When you’re at the gym
Expectation:
Reality:
20. When I’m being an Author…
Expectations:
Reality:
In fact, let’s be serious….
Reality 2:
So the next time you’re being your coolself, just remember this little thing called Reality.